It’s been seven years since we last heard from the Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Kak? series.

Seven years in which a certain shower-headed individual has been in charge – and at first things were fine. Things were good. Couldn’t complain, you know. But lately… Lately it’s just been madness. Zuma, Zupta, Gupta, Malema, Nkandla, hayi suka!

And that’s just the politics ending in “a”. Throw in Oscar, Shrien, social-media insanity, emoji birthday greetings and people who let slip what’s happened on Game of Thrones, and the result is a phoenix of kakness rising from the ashes of the ongoing JZ conflagration. Welcome to the Zuma years.

This is your whinger’s guide, from AA to JZ.